Twelfth Fish
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Information
Released: 14 December 2007Retired: 10 January 2008
Marquee
Stage
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Costumes
Script
Characters
- Countess
- Jester
- Bard
- Fish
- Director
Script Typed
Countess: The iceberg's a stage and we are penguins!Jester: A stage where every penguin plays a part!
Bard: Fair maiden, shall we go and catch some fish?
Jester: To fish or not to fish, that is the question!
Countess: Good plan! Fishing is such a sweet comfort.
Bard: Now is the winter of our fishing trip.
Jester: As good luck would have it!
Bard: The first thing we do, let's catch all the fish.
Fish: BLUB BLUB!
Jester: O fishing line, fishing line! Wherefore art thou doing fine?
Fish: BLUBBETH!
Countess: What fish through yonder ocean swim?
Fish: DOUBLE, DOUBLE BLUB AND BUBBLE!
Bard: But hark! What fish through yonder water peeks?
Jester: A fish! A fish! My puffle for a fish!
Fish: AY, THERE'S THE BLUB!
Countess: Something fishy this way comes.
Jester: With my empty tummy my eye doth feast.
Bard: Now please get me a dish fit for the fish!
Fish: BUT NEVER DOUBT I BLUB!
Countess: Get thee to a fishery!
Jester: To dine, perchance to eat!
Bard: If fish be the food of life, waddle on!


