2012 Pixie Hollow Comedy Night (Play)
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This play is a special act that the Famous Fairies performed during the 2012 Silly Days event.
Stage
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Dialogue
Pixie Hollow Comedy Night is about to begin! Take your seats for the show!
Too crowded at the play? Try changing to a quiet server.
Tinker Bell:
Welcome to the Silly Days Comedy Show!
I'd love to start by telling my famous pencil joke...
...but it doesn't have a point!
First up, the dustiest guy in the Hollow - Terence!
Terence:
Hi, pixies! What is Fairy Gary's favorite animal?
A dust bunny!
Which weighs more, a smidge of pixie dust or a smidge of rocks?
Neither. They both weigh a smidge.
What did Tinker Bell use to repair the broken clock?
Fixie Dust! Thanks, everybody! Keep it dusty!
Tinker Bell:
Now let's welcome Dulcie and Beck!
Dulcie:
Beck, why do animal-talents measure worms in inches?
Beck:
Cuz worms don't have feet!
Dulcie, why do eggs giggle?
Dulcie:
They laugh at their own yolks!
Tell me, Beck - how do you make a dinner roll?
Beck:
Push it down a hill!
Duclie & Beck:
Thanks, fellow Fairies!
Tinker Bell:
Here's some Never Council humor from Tabby and Sweet Pea!
Sweet Pea:
What kind of animal checks Tabby's articles?
A spelling bee!
Tabby:
Why was Sweet Pea tired after picking herbs?
She worked over-thyme!
Sweet Peal:
What is Marina's favorite kind of boat?
Tabby:
A leaf boat?
Sweet Peal:
Nope - a "sale" boat!
Tabby:
You guys are flaptastic! Bye!
Tinker Bell:
And now, everyone's favorite sour plum -- VIDIA!
Vidia:
Why does Tinker Bell want to be a fast-flying-talent?
Tinker Bell:
Wait, I don't want to be a fast-flying-talent!
Vidia:
It's a joke, sweetie.
Tinker Bell:
Oh. Then why?
Vidia:
You think it will be a breeze!
Whatever. What did the wind do when it hit the wall?
It blew UP!
Why do I like to race?
Because I always wind!
Get it? W-I-N-D instead of W-I-N?
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Fine, I'm never doing this again...
Tinker Bell:
And that's our show, pixies! Enjoy Silly Days!
Terence:
Hope you enjoyed it!
Dulcie:
Sweet Pea:
Bye!
Beck:
Bye!
Tabby:
Bye!
Vidia:
