Countess: The iceberg's a stage and we are penguins! Jester: A stage where every penguin plays a part! Bard: Fair maiden, shall we go and catch some fish? Jester: To fish or not to fish, that is the question! Countess: Good plan! Fishing is such a sweet comfort. Bard: Now is the winter of our fishing trip. Jester: As good luck would have it! Bard: The first thing we do, let's catch all the fish. Fish: BLUB BLUB! Jester: O fishing line, fishing line! Wherefore art thou doing fine? Fish: BLUBBETH! Countess: What fish through yonder ocean swim? Fish: DOUBLE, DOUBLE BLUB AND BUBBLE! Bard: But hark! What fish through yonder water peeks? Jester: A fish! A fish! My puffle for a fish! Fish: AY, THERE'S THE BLUB! Countess: Something fishy this way comes. Jester: With my empty tummy my eye doth feast. Bard: Now please get me a dish fit for the fish! Fish: BUT NEVER DOUBT I BLUB! Countess: Get thee to a fishery! Jester: To dine, perchance to eat! Bard: If fish be the food of life, waddle on! THE END
DIRECTOR Director: Places everyone! Director: Take it again from the top! Director: Excellent work, team. Keep it up! Director: That's a wrap! Director: Take a bow everyone!
IMPROV
For what is best, that best I wish in thee.
Fish, puffles, penguins, lend me your ears!
We crew, we happy crew, we land of penguins.
Small things make penguins proud.