Happy Judge: Welcome everyone to the big Mascot Tryouts! Grumpy Judge: Each mascot has to get through US to win. Cheerleader: Let's give 'em a big round of applause! Audience: Yeah! Go Team Blue! Happy Judge: Give it up for PEPPPPPPPYYYYYYY! (Peppy runs into gym, audience cheers) Peppy: ANY COOL BIRDS IN THE HOUSE TODAY? LEMME HEAR YA SAY BRRRRRRRRD! Audience: BRRRRRRRRRD! Peppy: OH EE OH EE OH! Audience: ICE! ICE! ICE! (Tate runs into gym) Tate: Did somebody say ICE!? . . . (Tate trips and falls) Tate: Oops! Didn't see those bleachers there . . . Cheerleader: Everyone give it up for Tate! GO BLUE! (Tate trips and falls again, runs out of gym) Grumpy Judge: Man, this competition is soooo lame. Zeus: Oh man! I don't want to go out there! Tate: C'mon, you should go. You'll do better than me. Zeus: But I don't even have a cool entrance! (Peppy enters hallway to see what's happening) Peppy: HEY! TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE-DOWN! DON'T LEAVE ME TO BE THE CLOWN! Zues: But Peppy . . . I don't want to look dumb! Grumpy: Excuse me, but can we get on with the show? Tate: You couldn't do any worse than me, Zeus! Audience: WE WANT ZEUS! WE WANT ZEUS! Tate: See, Zeus! They want to see your cool outfit! Peppy: YEAH ZEUS! GIVE EM THE SCHOOL SPIRIT! Zeus: I just don't want to be alone out there. Peppy: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO! Zeus: What do you mean? Peppy: LET'S GO TOGETHER! AS A TEAM! Tate: Yeah! We can be The Blue Crew! Zeus: Okay . . . maybe that would work . . . Let's try it! (The three mascots enter gym.) Audience: BLUE . . . TEAM . . . BACK AGAIN! TIME IS RIGHT SO LET'S BEGIN! Peppy: STOP! . . . BLUE TIME! Tate: Make some noise for the Team Blue Crew! Zeus: Let me hear ya say MOOOOOOSE! Audience: MOOOOOOOSE! Tate: Let me hear ya say ICE! Audience: BERG! Tate: ICE! Audience: BERG! Cheerleader: Looks like the audience likes ALL OF THEM! Grumpy Judge: Umm . . . can we choose none of them? Happy Judge: Presenting the winner . . . the Team Blue Crew! Grumpy Judge: Great . . . Can I go home now? THE END
DIRECTOR Director: Places everyone! Director: Take it again from the top! Director: Excellent work, team. Keep it up! Director: That's a wrap! Director: Take a bow everyone!
The Switchbox 3000 provides the special effect. From left to right they are:
Locker 1 opens and closes
Locker 2 opens and closes
Peppy sign drops from the top and radiant beams shine out, then the sign retreats
Zeus sign drops from the top and radiant beams shine out, then the sign retreats
Tate sign drops from the top and radiant beams shine out, then the sign retreats
Locker 3 opens and closes
Locker 4 opens and closes
Yellow Puffle jumps into the basketball net and then goes backstage
Door opens and closes
Trash can lid swings
Soda machine dispenses a can of cream soda
The wall clock changes time and the spotlights can be adjusted
